So you're looking for a classy new shirt to cover up your unsightly midriff? We've got you covered. Welcome to the new home of The Afternoon Tee Co.™ Our shirts are probably the classiest ever. We used to be called Jerkass Clothing. But frankly, we're far too fancy and sophisticated for such a vulgar and distasteful monicker.

  • HIPSTER FRANKENSTEIN
  • DRUNK GUY COSTUME
  • DRUNK GIRL COSTUME
  • BLOODY BFF
  • I LIKE TO PARTY AND BY PARTY I MEAN TAKE NAPS
  • CAPTAIN MEXICO
  • AD/HD
  • LIQUOR IS QUICKER
  • I'M OLD FASHIONED
  • I LOVE DAY DRINKING
  • I WOULD FLEX BUT I LIKE THIS SHIRT
  • USA OLYMPIC BEER PONG TEAM
  • BACK TO THE KITCHEN
  • 3 SHARK MOON
  • DUCK DUCK GOOSE REGIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS
  • DUCK DUCK GOOSE NATIONAL CHAMPION
  • DRUNK DYNASTY
  • BEAR + DEER = BEER
  • CASE OF THE MONDAYS
  • TAP THAT DROID
  • ROYALE WITH TREES
  • USA BACK-2-BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS
  • LIKERS GONNA LIKE
  • DON'T DRINK OR DRIVE
  • WORLD'S OKAYEST DAD
  • I LOVE HOT MOMS
  • UNSTOPPABLE T-REX
  • SHHH… THIS IS MY HANGOVER SHIRT
  • WINE ME UP
  • IF YOU TAP IT THEY WILL COME
  • I'D TAP THAT
  • I LOVE BEER
  • HANS SOLO
  • STAR WARS ALDERAAN 5 DAY WEATHER FORECAST
  • STOP WARS
  • THOSE WERE THE DROIDS YOU WERE LOOKING FOR
  • TUSKENS
  • TGIF STORMTROOPER
  • OBI WAN KENOBI 2012 - OUR ONLY HOPE
  • KEEP CALM AND MOVE ALONG
  • A FLOCK OF SEAGALS
  • A FLOCK OF SEAGALS (Black & White)
  • DRUNK McDRUNKERSON
  • TEIAM PLAYER
  • WHAT DO YOU MEAN PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH?
  • ABRAHAM DRINKIN'
  • NO GUT NO GLORY
  • DRINKS WELL WITH OTHERS
  • MEAT IS MURDER YUMMY YUMMY MURDER
  • NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK
  • I DON'T GET DRUNK I GET AWESOME
  • YOU CAN'T BE MY FIRST BUT YOU CAN BE MY NEXT
  • WALLEY WORLD
  • SUPPORT SINGLE MOTHERS
  • I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL
  • I'M OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
  • THE RIPPIN AND THE TEARIN
  • THE RIPPIN AND THE TEARIN
  • BIG FOOT BOWL-O-RAMA
  • BIG FOOT BOWLING
  • YOU'RE AWESOME [MIRROR DESIGN]
  • GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE - I KILL PEOPLE
  • SAVE FERRIS!
  • NO SHIT SHERLOCK
  • FACEBOOK LIKE BEER
  • FACEBOOK YOU LIKE THIS
  • COLEGE
  • PADDLE FASTER I HEAR BANJOS
  • OFFICIAL GAMBLING LOGO
  • FREE MUSTACHE RIDES
  • RELAX, I'M HILARIOUS
  • MIDWEST IS BEST
  • I AM NOT LUCKY I AM GOOD
  • DRINK LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
  • IRISH I WERE DRUNK
  • MOM, DAD: I'M GAELIC
  • LEPRECONS
  • KEEP CALM AND DRINK ON
  • DRUNK.
  • RUB FOR LUCK
  • DRUNK-O-METER
  • PUNCH ME I'M IRISH
  • ANYTHING YOU CAN DO ... I CAN DO DRUNKER.
  • IT MIGHT JUST BE THE BOOZE TALKING... BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW I LOVE BOOZE
  • DRUNKY McDRUNKERSON
  • LET'S GET READY TO STUMBLE!
  • DRINK MODE IRISH ON
  • I'M NOT DRUNK I'M FROM WISCONSIN
  • HOLY SHIT! WHERE'S THE TYLENOL?
  • MERRY KRAMPUS
  • SON OF A NUTCRACKER!
  • CHRISTMAS STORY LEG LAMP