It started as many things do: With a dream. I wanted to create stupid, reasonably-priced t-shirts and share them with the world.
With nothing more than an idea and a hangover, I created a shirt and gave it to a friend. He liked it and bought me beer. I knew I was on to something big. I created more shirts and gave them to more friends. I was without thirst. Things were good. But I ran out of friends.
And then I made a new friend. His name was the Interweb. He was created by Al Gore so the world could download free pornography. But I realized this new technology was so much more than that. We could also steal music and gamble.
Several years later somebody told me to put my shirts on the Interweb. That was the stupidest thing I ever heard. A few years later somebody else told me to do the same thing. Hmm... now that got me thinking.
Eventually I got around to making this website. In 2008 we joined forces with the National Lampoon. It made sense. They are the kings of stupid. And that's where we are today. Viva la stupid.
May the force be with you,
Richard Lorbach
Founder and Lead Dance Instructor
 Hey. We've partnered with Spreadshirt to handle our payment processing, production, shipping, and after-sales service. This partnership allows us to keep our shirts cheap and the quality high. Most importantly, it allows us to do less work and take more naps. And if you say you don't like naps, you're a no-good liar.
When will my awesome new t-shirt be delivered?
Your order will be started during the next business day after payment is received and may take up to two business days to ship. The shipping times below represent how long the order will take to be delivered once it leaves Spreadshirt.
3 Day Select and Next Day Air Saver cannot deliver to P.O. Boxes or APO addresses. If you enter a P.O. Box or an APO address for these shipping options, we will ship your order via our Standard shipping option.
What types of payment do you accept?
We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and Paypal. We also take debit and check cards as long as they are associated with a major credit company.
Is there sales tax on my order?
You do not have to pay U.S. sales tax! Hell yeah! Unfortunately, customs and countries outside of the USA, sometimes place a steep tax on packages arriving in countries across the world from the USA. As we cannot control these taxes, there is no way to make them lesser. However, we have dropped shipping costs to help reduce some of the costs for these such instances.
I don't think my order confirmation was received.
After submitting your order, you will receive a confirmation e-mail from Spreadshirt. This confirmation is sent within minutes after an order is placed. If you do not receive this confirmation, it is most likely due either to technical problems or an error in your e-mail address (e.g. typo). In this case, please e-mail service@spreadshirt.com to let them know that you haven't received your order confirmation e-mail. Be sure to provide your full name, e-mail address and street address used in the order as well as the order date.
I still haven't received my t-shirt?
After your order has been shipped you will receive an e-mail from Spreadshirt confirming the shipment. If - whatever the reason - you feel that your order has not been received in the proper timeframe, please contact service@spreadshirt.com. We kindly ask that should this be the case, you let us know no later than 6 weeks after ordering.
Can I cancel my order?
A new order can be cancelled or changed without any problem only if the production process has not yet begun. To find out whether your order has been processed, log into Your Spreadshirt online where it is possible to view the status of your order. The link to your order status page can be found in your order confirmation email. If your order is labeled "wait" or as "new", you will be able to cancel your order. If you would like to change your order, please contact Spreadshirt customer service by phone before your order begins production. Once it begins production, you can no longer make any changes. You can reach us at 1-800-381-0815, Monday-Friday 8:00am-7:00pm EST.
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