We love America! The coast-to-coast collection of state slogan tees are dedicated to the fine people of this great country. Funny rejected state slogans for Wisconsin, New York, Californina, Texas, and more.

ALABAMA
Fuckin' A!

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CALIFORNIA
I'm a big deal in California

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COLORADO
We are so totally high right now.

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CONNECTICUT
James Van Der Beek was born here!

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FLORIDA
America's Wang

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HAWAII
We're not gay, we just really like rainbows!

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IDAHO
You want a potato? Yeah, I think we can help you out with that.

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IOWA
Not as depressing as Idaho!

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KANSAS
We know we're flat. (and we're very self-concious about it)

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KENTUCKY
got teeth?

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MICHIGAN
We're proud to be the first line of defense from the Canadians!

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MINNESOTA
We're not as fat as Wisconsin!

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Put us out of our
MISSOURI

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NEVADA
Slots & Sluts

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NEW JERSEY
You want sluts? We got sluts.

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NEW MEXICO
Almost as filthy and real Mexico!

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NEW YORK
New Jersey is our bitch.

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NORTH CAROLINA
We're northier than South Carolina!

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OHIO
FUCK Michigan

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OKLAHOMA
Come stroke our panhandle

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OREGON
America's hairiest state since 1859!

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TENNESSEE
As seen on COPS!

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TEXAS
Come for the adventure... Stay for your wrongful execution.

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WASHINGTON
We look good in flannel!

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WEST VIRGINIA
Now with Sckools!

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WISCONSIN
Cows are for tippin'.

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WYOMING
Wynot?

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