Each unique tshirt in my elegant FORMAL WEAR COLLECTION has been carefully selected to insure you are the centerpiece of any black-tie celebration. Admirers and adversaries alike will be in awe of your brilliance when you make your entrance in one of these exquisite creations.

T-shirts start at a dinky $20. Dang, that's cheaper than a Coors party ball. And all of my designs come in a variety of colors and styles. Click a box below for details, or create your own unique shirt using the Jerkass Designer!