Your state sucks. Deal with it. Because if it's on a t-shirt it must be true. Hey, that should be on a t-shirt. Anyways... watch what we do next. We're going to write a bunch of stuff with the sole purpose of tricking the smarty pants search engines into thinking this page is really important! Ha, suck it Ask Jeeves. Here we go: Are you looking for funny state slogan and motto t-shirts for men, women, and children? Then you've come to the right place. Jerkass Clothing is your online source for dozens of crazy, hilarious, clever, and silly USA slogan and nickname tees for all 50 of the greatest states in the land. Actually we don't have all fifty states. Whatever.

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  ALABAMA STATE SLOGAN
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  ALABAMA WORST STATE EVER
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  ARKANSAS STATE SLOGAN
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  ARKANSAS WORST STATE EVER
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  CALIFORNIA STATE SLOGAN
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  CALIFORNIA WORST STATE EVER
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  COLORADO STATE SLOGAN
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  COLORADO STATE SLOGAN
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  COLORADO WORST STATE EVER
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  FLORIDA STATE SLOGAN
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  FLORIDA STATE SLOGAN
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  FLORIDA WORST STATE EVER
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  ILLINOIS STATE SLOGAN
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  ILLINOIS WORST STATE EVER
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  INDIANA STATE SLOGAN
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  INDIANA WORST STATE EVER
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  IOWA STATE SLOGAN
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  IOWA WORST STATE EVER
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  KANSAS STATE SLOGAN
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  KANSAS WORST STATE EVER
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  KENTUCKY STATE SLOGAN
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  KENTUCKY WORST STATE EVER
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  MASSACHUSETTS STATE SLOGAN
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  MASSACHUSETTS WORST STATE EVER
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  MICHIGAN STATE SLOGAN
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  MICHIGAN WORST STATE EVER
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  MINNESOTA STATE SLOGAN
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  MINNESOTA WORST STATE EVER
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  MISSOURI STATE SLOGAN
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  MISSOURI WORST STATE EVER
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  NEBRASKA STATE SLOGAN
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  NEBRASKA WORST STATE EVER
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  NEVADA STATE SLOGAN
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  NEVADA WORST STATE EVER
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  NEW JERSEY STATE SLOGAN
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  NEW JERSEY WORST STATE EVER
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  NEW MEXICO STATE SLOGAN
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  NEW MEXICO WORST STATE EVER
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  NEW YORK STATE SLOGAN
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  NEW YORK WORST STATE EVER
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  NORTH CAROLINA STATE SLOGAN
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  NORTH CAROLINA WORST STATE EVER
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  OHIO STATE SLOGAN
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  OHIO STATE SLOGAN
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  OHIO WORST STATE EVER
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  OKLAHOMA STATE SLOGAN
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  OKLAHOMA WORST STATE EVER
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  OREGON STATE SLOGAN
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  OREGON STATE SLOGAN
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  OREGON WORST STATE EVER
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  PENNSYLVANIA STATE SLOGAN
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  PENNSYLVANIA STATE SLOGAN
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  PENNSYLVANIA WORST STATE EVER
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  SOUTH DAKOTA STATE SLOGAN
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  SOUTH DAKOTA WORST STATE EVER
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  TENNESSEE STATE SLOGAN
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  TENNESSEE WORST STATE EVER
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  TEXAS STATE SLOGAN
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  TEXAS WORST STATE EVER
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  WASHINGTON STATE SLOGAN
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  WASHINGTON WORST STATE EVER
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  WEST VIRGINIA STATE SLOGAN
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  WEST VIRGINIA STATE SLOGAN
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  WEST VIRGINIA WORST STATE EVER
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  WISCONSIN TIPPIN'
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  WISCONSIN STATE SLOGAN
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  WISCONSIN WORST STATE EVER
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  WISCONSIN
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  WYOMING STATE SLOGAN
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  WYOMING WORST STATE EVER