Your state sucks. Deal with it. Because if it's on a t-shirt it must be true. Hey, that should be on a t-shirt. Anyways... watch what we do next. We're going to write a bunch of stuff with the sole purpose of tricking the smarty pants search engines into thinking this page is really important! Ha, suck it Ask Jeeves. Here we go: Are you looking for funny state slogan and motto t-shirts for men, women, and children? Then you've come to the right place. Jerkass Clothing is your online source for dozens of crazy, hilarious, clever, and silly USA slogan and nickname tees for all 50 of the greatest states in the land. Actually we don't have all fifty states. Whatever.