DRINK LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY WISCONSIN
Drinking may be the only thing in life you're actually good at. Embrace it.

WISCONSIN > BEST STATE EVER
Well, duh.

I PUT THE SIN IN WISCONSIN
Lust, envy, wrath… definitely not sloth. Minnesota is full of sloths.

I'M NOT DRUNK. I'M FROM WISCONSIN.
Outdrinking your state since 1848.

I'M NOT DRUNK. I'M FROM WISCONSIN.
Winking and drinking since 1848.

WISCONSIN
Outdrinking your state since 1848.

BEAST MODE
Raaaawwwwrrrr!!!!

ZOMBIE
If you didn't fear the beer before, you'd better start.

Upon further review...
The Bears Still Suck

AARON RODGERS CHAMPIONSHIP BELT
He wears it well.

CLAY MATTHEWS NFC NORTH PREDATOR
Be afraid.

CLAY
The Predator!

WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU BRENT
Brett... Brent... whatever.

GO PACK
And the Bears still suck.

GREEN BAY PACKERS
The cheese belongs in Green Bay.

ILLINOIS
Worst State Ever

PEPPERONI CANNOLI
RIP Frank Pecoraro. You and your cooler full of late night goodies will be missed.

I PUSHED THE SNAKE BUTTON
You made the snake rattle at the Milwaukee Public Museum. You also peed in your pants on the bus ride home.

VIQUEENS
How'd that Minnesota thing work out for you?

WISCONSIN
Cows are for tippin'.

HELP KEEP MILWAUKEE CLEAN
Properly dispose of your used beer bottles when you're finished puking in them.